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WFH loneliness solved - Coffitivity
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What exactly do you get? The sound of a bunch of braying Islington luvvies? Thats what most woffee shoos sound like to me!Originally posted by Damon View Post -
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I don't get it. Why would the sounds of other people not doing any work, make me want to work?

Perhaps it is for Mac owners who haven't got a Starbucks nearby?Comment
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It's not realistic enough - I want the noise of aggressively chomping crisps and whotsits right next to my ear, the sound of someone with headphones on breathing loudly like a stalker, the sound of a hen-pecked husband saying meek platitudes to his wife on the phone, the sound of a fat bastard farting constantly through his oversized buttock trumpets.Originally posted by Damon View Post
Once you've got that on an app, then I think it's realistic.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Yep, that'll be meOriginally posted by CheeseSlice View PostI don't get it. Why would the sounds of other people not doing any work, make me want to work?

Perhaps it is for Mac owners who haven't got a Starbucks nearby?
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Bloody hell, that's a small garden!Originally posted by Damon View PostYep, that'll be me

If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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It's to match the small keyboard.Originally posted by hyperD View PostBloody hell, that's a small garden!
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