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The OFFICIAL Merry Christmas MF Thread

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    #11
    I would never attack the self centred, risible, red faced , fat old ****, with a wrinkly sack who only comes once a year
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      A very Merry Christmas to one and all, whether **** or not.

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        #13
        Some ideas for you MF. Whichever you choose don't forget to post about it on here. Linky.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Attacking another poster!!! Not on. But as its Christmas, Admin. Crucify him!!!!!
          Don't worry MF, I put all your rep back yesterday - and a bit more for being such a scrooge! You should be able to neg-rep with the the best of them again now

          And when I saw the IP addresses being used by a new poster with an unfeasibly large rep I thought some rep should be removed for foul play.

          Just recovering from a journey down to Cornwall for Xmas with my family. shit: me that was quite probably the worst journey of my life. All OK until we hit Truro and the flooding started. Didn't think we would make the last 5 miles due to road closures. I am sure Mrs Admin will learn to laugh about it in the fullness of time

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            #15
            Originally posted by administrator View Post

            And when I saw the IP addresses being used by a new poster with an unfeasibly large rep....
            <Looks innocent>

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              #16
              Originally posted by administrator View Post
              Don't worry MF, I put all your rep back yesterday - and a bit more for being such a scrooge! You should be able to neg-rep with the the best of them again now

              And when I saw the IP addresses being used by a new poster with an unfeasibly large rep I thought some rep should be removed for foul play.

              Just recovering from a journey down to Cornwall for Xmas with my family. tulip me that was quite probably the worst journey of my life. All OK until we hit Truro and the flooding started. Didn't think we would make the last 5 miles due to road closures. I am sure Mrs Admin will learn to laugh about it in the fullness of time
              She must have quite a sense of humour.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                She must have quite a sense of humour.
                She slept with MF to get her revenge.

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                  #18
                  Does anyone know if this Yuri Geller stuff works?

                  Lets give it a try? Collectively I want you to concentrate on MF, in his house enjoying a winters snooze.

                  Focus now. Can you picture it?

                  Good. Now really concentrate while staring intently at the below picture.

                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Does anyone know if this Yuri Geller stuff works?

                    Lets give it a try? Collectively I want you to concentrate on MF, in his house enjoying a winters snooze.

                    Focus now. Can you picture it?

                    Good. Now really concentrate while staring intently at the below picture.


                    Mmmm. The only way my tree is going up in flames is if some incompetent cretin has put it up for me. But as Suity didn't do it, I think I'm safe.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Mmmm. The only way my tree is going up in flames is if some incompetent cretin has put it up for me. But as Suity didn't do it, I think I'm safe.
                      Nnnnnnnnngggggggg. Mmmmnnnnnnnnngggghhhhhhhh. Focus.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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