I would never attack the self centred, risible, red faced , fat old ****, with a wrinkly sack who only comes once a year
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The OFFICIAL Merry Christmas MF Thread
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Some ideas for you MF. Whichever you choose don't forget to post about it on here. Linky.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Don't worry MF, I put all your rep back yesterday - and a bit more for being such a scrooge! You should be able to neg-rep with the the best of them again nowOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAttacking another poster!!! Not on. But as its Christmas, Admin. Crucify him!!!!!
And when I saw the IP addresses being used by a new poster with an unfeasibly large rep I thought some rep should be removed for foul play.
Just recovering from a journey down to Cornwall for Xmas with my family. shit: me that was quite probably the worst journey of my life. All OK until we hit Truro and the flooding started. Didn't think we would make the last 5 miles due to road closures. I am sure Mrs Admin will learn to laugh about it in the fullness of time
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<Looks innocent>Originally posted by administrator View Post
And when I saw the IP addresses being used by a new poster with an unfeasibly large rep....
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She must have quite a sense of humour.Originally posted by administrator View PostDon't worry MF, I put all your rep back yesterday - and a bit more for being such a scrooge! You should be able to neg-rep with the the best of them again now
And when I saw the IP addresses being used by a new poster with an unfeasibly large rep I thought some rep should be removed for foul play.
Just recovering from a journey down to Cornwall for Xmas with my family. tulip me that was quite probably the worst journey of my life. All OK until we hit Truro and the flooding started. Didn't think we would make the last 5 miles due to road closures. I am sure Mrs Admin will learn to laugh about it in the fullness of time
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She slept with MF to get her revenge.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostShe must have quite a sense of humour.Comment
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Does anyone know if this Yuri Geller stuff works?
Lets give it a try? Collectively I want you to concentrate on MF, in his house enjoying a winters snooze.
Focus now. Can you picture it?
Good. Now really concentrate while staring intently at the below picture.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDoes anyone know if this Yuri Geller stuff works?
Lets give it a try? Collectively I want you to concentrate on MF, in his house enjoying a winters snooze.
Focus now. Can you picture it?
Good. Now really concentrate while staring intently at the below picture.

Mmmm. The only way my tree is going up in flames is if some incompetent cretin has put it up for me. But as Suity didn't do it, I think I'm safe.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Nnnnnnnnngggggggg. Mmmmnnnnnnnnngggghhhhhhhh. Focus.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMmmm. The only way my tree is going up in flames is if some incompetent cretin has put it up for me. But as Suity didn't do it, I think I'm safe.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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