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Happy birthday HyperD!
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What about if it's in exchange for a bit of ladies and gentlemen?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Happy birthday!
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Sorry I'm late - it's the weather's fault !
Hope you had a great Birthday xxIf it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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What we want to know is, did he make make it home on his bike last night or get blown off on the motorway?Comment
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I can tell you that that was probably the best decision I made - not to take the bike back home but leave it at clientco. Still a £25 taxi for a 13 min journey was extortion by any other name.Originally posted by norrahe View PostWhat we want to know is, did he make make it home on his bike last night or get blown off on the motorway?
This morning I've only just got into work - no trains, no power so no coffee or shower this morning and GF#1's turkey is going mouldy. Had to wait until a friend could take me into work to pickup my bike as I refused to give any cash to those ex-cons in cars.
Still, there's a few people here at clientco so I'll start the invoice machine!
Lot's of police around today so not going to do any knee-out leans around corners!!!
Then sinking several martinis before wrapping presents up badly.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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