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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Pedantry? Go and sit on the naughty stool!
    Mich you are on fire. I'm all out of faeces related one-liners.

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      #22
      Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
      Mich you are on fire. I'm all out of faeces related one-liners.
      Art can provide inspiration at such times. Here's a brain dump;


      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
        Do the German toilets still have those funny little shelf's so one can inspect one's stool? Other than the German people themselves and their reliable transport system that's my favourite thing about Germany.
        I believe according to some of the more scattier Teutonic video literature, that you are describing a glass table.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #24
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          Those are Soviet toilets.
          I was staying with some friends over in the east of Germany and they were telling me stories of the old days behind the Iron Curtain. They used to have some Russians stationed just up the road from them and they popped over to have a look. The soldiers had poured sacks of potatoes into the toilets as they thought they were automatic potato peelers, they had never seen proper toilets...
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #25
            Originally posted by hyperD View Post
            I believe according to some of the more scattier Teutonic video literature, that you are describing a woman's chest.
            FTFY.

            Not that I'd know.

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              #26
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              I was staying with some friends over in the east of Germany and they were telling me stories of the old days behind the Iron Curtain. They used to have some Russians stationed just up the road from them and they popped over to have a look. The soldiers had poured sacks of potatoes into the toilets as they thought they were automatic potato peelers, they had never seen proper toilets...
              I was on a train with some people like that yesterday.

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                #27
                Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                I believe according to some of the more scattier Teutonic video literature, that you are describing a glass table.
                Ah, that brings back memories. I could tell you stories about Germans and their scatological habits but I'll leave that to everyone's imagination...
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
                  sorry. Just going through the motions.
                  I wouldn't hold it against you if it was number two on your list though.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    I was staying with some friends over in the east of Germany and they were telling me stories of the old days behind the Iron Curtain. They used to have some Russians stationed just up the road from them and they popped over to have a look. The soldiers had poured sacks of potatoes into the toilets as they thought they were automatic potato peelers, they had never seen proper toilets...
                    Probably misheard someone saying they could 'defect' into the fields.
                    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      Absolutely not. Standard bob practice? Absolutely. You can't spend more than 10 mins on the throne without someone coming in and doing this in our office. I have to walk the entire length of the site to find a bob free loo I can crack one off in nowadays. Disgraceful.
                      FTFY
                      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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