Work WC etiquette

[tomtomagain]

Pedantry? Go and sit on the naughty stool!

Mich you are on fire. I'm all out of faeces related one-liners.

[Mich the Tester]

Mich you are on fire. I'm all out of faeces related one-liners.

Art can provide inspiration at such times. Here's a brain dump;

[hyperD]

Do the German toilets still have those funny little shelf's so one can inspect one's stool? Other than the German people themselves and their reliable transport system that's my favourite thing about Germany.

I believe according to some of the more scattier Teutonic video literature, that you are describing a glass table.

[darmstadt]

Those are Soviet toilets.

I was staying with some friends over in the east of Germany and they were telling me stories of the old days behind the Iron Curtain. They used to have some Russians stationed just up the road from them and they popped over to have a look. The soldiers had poured sacks of potatoes into the toilets as they thought they were automatic potato peelers, they had never seen proper toilets...

[Ticktock]

I believe according to some of the more scattier Teutonic video literature, that you are describing a woman's chest.

FTFY.

Not that I'd know.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I was staying with some friends over in the east of Germany and they were telling me stories of the old days behind the Iron Curtain. They used to have some Russians stationed just up the road from them and they popped over to have a look. The soldiers had poured sacks of potatoes into the toilets as they thought they were automatic potato peelers, they had never seen proper toilets...

I was on a train with some people like that yesterday.

[darmstadt]

I believe according to some of the more scattier Teutonic video literature, that you are describing a glass table.

Ah, that brings back memories. I could tell you stories about Germans and their scatological habits but I'll leave that to everyone's imagination...

[Mich the Tester]

sorry. Just going through the motions.

I wouldn't hold it against you if it was number two on your list though.

[MyUserName]

I was staying with some friends over in the east of Germany and they were telling me stories of the old days behind the Iron Curtain. They used to have some Russians stationed just up the road from them and they popped over to have a look. The soldiers had poured sacks of potatoes into the toilets as they thought they were automatic potato peelers, they had never seen proper toilets...

Probably misheard someone saying they could 'defect' into the fields.

[psychocandy]

Absolutely not. Standard bob practice? Absolutely. You can't spend more than 10 mins on the throne without someone coming in and doing this in our office. I have to walk the entire length of the site to find a bob free loo I can crack one off in nowadays. Disgraceful.

FTFY