At last - proof that God does not exist

**Pinto** · 16 June 2005, 13:13

Let me guess:

Carlsberg Special Brew?? :lol

**stackpole** · 16 June 2005, 13:21

Excellent work EO.

But doesn't ist mean is in german? So if god does indeed ist, as you concede he might, then he is, which implies he exists.

EO, do you think god left us this little connundrum as our purpose in life?

**sasguru** · 16 June 2005, 13:28

Yes but the word ist doesn't exist in English. Now as anyone will tell you, English is the language of truth, while German is the language of lies.

Therefore the fact that the word exists exists in the English language but ist does not exist, suggests that God is an ex-being.

Thus I have proved that God once existed but is no more.

By God, I'm a genius.

**dundeegeorge** · 16 June 2005, 13:39

Hold it just one cotton-picking minute there muskie

I don't like your inference that god once existed.
Can you provide any proof that there was ever a god?

**MarillionFan** · 16 June 2005, 13:42

Proof that God does not exist.

Spod.

No god would be sooooo cruel.

**amcdonald** · 16 June 2005, 13:44

Re: Hold it just one cotton-picking minute there muskie

Didn't Homer Simpson prove God doesn't exist whilst tryng to work out a flat rate tax system ?

**allfinished** · 16 June 2005, 18:02

Good god man - bliar and his cottery of fools is all the proof you need that god doesn't exist - not even a being with infinite mercy could tolerate him and other liberals t o$$ers

**EternalOptimist** · 16 June 2005, 19:27

coiterie

ahem

**stackpole** · 17 June 2005, 08:44

Ist

More good work sas. You spotted the german flaw.

I'm a bit perturbed however.

Given that ist does not exist, and given that god is no longer ist, does this not suggest the opposite - that god could indeed exist because he isn't ist any more?

My four-year-old is following this argument very closely.

At last - proof that God does not exist