Go, Suity!

[mudskipper]

That's the spit of him.

[DirtyDog]

The bit you are missing, and I don't think I posted, is where we had the initial discussion about the project and the history of the project. It was described to me as "in a bit of a pickle".

[eek]

the bit you are missing, and i don't think i posted, is where we had the initial discussion about the project and the history of the project. It was described to me as "in a bit of a pickle". And we need someone to pin the blame on. Your cv looks perfect so you'll do....

ftfy hth bivvvvmdi

[suityou01]

ftfy hth bivvvvmdi

All part of the service

[suityou01]

Brown trousers moment

There are two consultancies in to ClientCo. I am contracted to the agency through one of them. Their previous bod did a runner, suffering from depression. No one knows where he is.

So the mainstay of this project is to re-write one of ClientCos core processes. Apparently this hinged on what my predecessor had done toward this as ClientCo is sympathetic but also wants to move forward. It turns out he hadn't done much.

So the other consultancy stepped in today and said, ok well based on this new info, we want the other consultancy to stop work on the process re-write immediately as we will do it (they are writing the other 6 processes so this makes sense).

So there I was wondering how I was going to tell you all how this contract had winded up after only a week not due to any of my fault.

Until a chat with the IT manager of ClientCo this evening who said don't worry ole son, we're that impressed with you we want you to do it as we feel you care capable of doing a good job and delivering on time.

<ahem><polishes shiny badge>

So, any takers want to tell me how I should have done things with much cheapness?

[darmstadt]

There are two consultancies...stuff...

Now have the other consultancy told clientco that they will be doing it and already have it signed off?

Have clientco told other consultancy that they want you to do it?

Have other consultancy now decide that you are poisonous and will now make your life a misery?

Will you be waking up with a horse's head next to you?

[suityou01]

Now have the other consultancy told clientco that they will be doing it and already have it signed off?

Have clientco told other consultancy that they want you to do it?

Have other consultancy now decide that you are poisonous and will now make your life a misery?

Will you be waking up with a horse's head next to you?

No.
Yes.
Yes.
Probably.

Edit : Dilligaf?

[darmstadt]

No.
Yes.
Yes.
Probably.

Edit : Dilligaf?

Jolly good, keep your head down, your back to the wall, don't talk to strange men in toilets, keep a paper trail of everything including bowel movements and keep on invoicing for as long as possible.




(I will be keeping tuned in to this thread though )

[suityou01]

Jolly good, keep your head down, your back to the wall, don't talk to strange men in toilets, keep a paper trail of everything including bowel movements and keep on invoicing for as long as possible.




(I will be keeping tuned in to this thread though )

Roger that.

[suityou01]

CRs written and approved. Test plans written for COB Friday 29th.
Code complete Monday.
SIT Tuesday. All tests passed and filed with test evidence.
UAT this afternoon. All tests passed and filed with test evidence.
Deployment scheduled for tomorrow 5pm. Just writing the deployment pack now.

Slicker than a chased greased hog.