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Doesn't Parmesan have the same bacteria that causes foot odour?
Fck that I hate cheese in all its forms.Comment
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You want a bit of cheese with your meatballs.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'm cooking tea
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Grated Mozzarella. Not foot and arse scrapings.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYou want a bit of cheese with your meatballs.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Although Mrs Suity did sit on the cold pizza left on MF's bed, so that does leave a conundrum.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGrated Mozzarella. Not foot and arse scrapings.
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What about these, dolls made from taxidermy scraps, unknown bits of flesh and god knows what: Flickr: Ludovic Levasseur's Photostream“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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