New Conservative Party logo

[Numptycorner]

Apparently an Oak tree is the front runner. But how about a whinging computer contractor?



The Conservatives, are you miserable enough?


Please send the cheque in the post

[DimPrawn]

Stop moaning and keep voting Labour.

Vote Labour - Or the terrorists will kill you.

[bogeyman]

Stop moaning and keep voting Labour.

Vote Labour - Or the terrorists will kill you.

I wish you were joking Prawn.

Any bets that our 'critical altert' will be downgraded and this whole fracas will fade away as soon as the UN delivers a suitable resolution that takes the heat off Blair for supporting Bush in his Middle-East 'policy'?

Stay alert and fearfull citizens! The enemy is amongst you, and Nu Labor are your only hope of protection. In the meantime, watch some Celebrity Love Island.

[Paddy]

Apparently an Oak tree is the front runner.


Please send the cheque in the post

An Oak tree takes 300 years to mature.

[Dundeegeorge]

Many a true word

I wish you were joking Prawn.

Any bets that our 'critical altert' will be downgraded and this whole fracas will fade away as soon as the UN delivers a suitable resolution that takes the heat off Blair for supporting Bush in his Middle-East 'policy'?

Stay alert and fearfull citizens! The enemy is amongst you, and Nu Labor are your only hope of protection. In the meantime, watch some Celebrity Love Island.

The enemy is amongst you. Some of you on this board may even have voted for him!!!!!!!