Does life get better than this?

[MarillionFan]

Do you mean Joseph Merrick or John McCririck

If you can't be funny, please try and be accurate

John Merrick was Joseph's uglier brother.

"Joseph Carey Merrick, sometimes incorrectly referred to as John Merrick, was an English man with severe deformities who was exhibited as a human curiosity named the Elephant Man. Wikipedia"

[SimonMac]

John Merrick was Joseph's uglier brother.

And you should be the expert on being the uglier brother right?

[MarillionFan]

And you should be the expert on being the uglier brother right?

Simon, I've heard you're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.

[doodab]

Simon, I've heard you're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.

On the arse.

[mudskipper]

I've seen your rack and unfortunately never once thought Bingo

But you have a great personality so don't worry

Conversely, your huge tits don't begin to compensate for your personality.