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Previously on "Does life get better than this?"

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I've seen your rack and unfortunately never once thought Bingo

    But you have a great personality so don't worry
    Conversely, your huge tits don't begin to compensate for your personality.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Simon, I've heard you're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.
    On the arse.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    And you should be the expert on being the uglier brother right?
    Simon, I've heard you're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    John Merrick was Joseph's uglier brother.
    And you should be the expert on being the uglier brother right?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Do you mean Joseph Merrick or John McCririck

    If you can't be funny, please try and be accurate
    John Merrick was Joseph's uglier brother.

    "Joseph Carey Merrick, sometimes incorrectly referred to as John Merrick, was an English man with severe deformities who was exhibited as a human curiosity named the Elephant Man. Wikipedia"

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Says the man, John Merrick called an ugly f**ker.
    Do you mean Joseph Merrick or John McCririck

    If you can't be funny, please try and be accurate

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I've seen your rack and unfortunately never once thought Bingo

    But you have a great personality so don't worry
    Says the man, John Merrick called an ugly f**ker.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    My current rack.

    Can anyone see a bingo?
    I've seen your rack and unfortunately never once thought Bingo

    But you have a great personality so don't worry

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    My current rack.




    Can anyone see a bingo?


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  • mudskipper
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    My current rack.




    Can anyone see a bingo?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    Won't somebody please think of the poor victim of your slaughter.

    It was three different games. I did get 3 consecutive bingos in one game once - think that was my highest ever score.

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  • ctdctd
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    Won't somebody please think of the poor victim of your slaughter.

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  • mudskipper
    started a topic Does life get better than this?

    Does life get better than this?

    Three scrabble turns, three bingos.

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