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I never understood the attraction of getting pissed for free. Surely we can afford to get pissed at our own expense without really making a dent on our income.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
Always nice to get something for freeOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostI never understood the attraction of getting pissed for free. Surely we can afford to get pissed at our own expense without really making a dent on our income.
Especially champagne.
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Isn't it time to think about nibbling on a barrel?Originally posted by doodab View PostJust around the corner from work. I would check it out, but I am banned from eating chocolate as well
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Indeed, free bubbly is always nice. Not that fussed about the chocolate.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAlways nice to get something for free
Especially champagne.Comment
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You mean you don't have a cellar? INKSPE.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAlways nice to get something for free
Especially champagne.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Which is why she has to scrounge free fizz off people.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou mean you don't have a cellar? INKSPE.Comment
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Actually, the stuff I was quaffing and eating was reassuringly expensive and it was rather fun to talk to the best chocolatier in the world, who is very focused on his craft.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI never understood the attraction of getting pissed for free. Surely we can afford to get pissed at our own expense without really making a dent on our income.My 12 year old is walking 26 miles for Cardiac Risk in the Young, you can sponsor him hereComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAlways nice to get something for free
Especially champagne.
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You need to get a receipt so it feels like a win.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI never understood the attraction of getting pissed for free. Surely we can afford to get pissed at our own expense without really making a dent on our income.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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But it's British chocolate.Originally posted by Dominic Connor View Post... the best chocolatier in the world...
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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