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Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
"Joseph Small, 20, stripped off and grabbed the appliance on the fourth floor corridor of the budget hotel.
He then put the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster magistrates’ court heard.
Small also urinated on the carpet before a hotel worker wrapped him in a towel and escorted him down to reception.
He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi member of staff, telling him: ‘This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan.’
In the lobby, Small again urinated in front of tourists, shouting: ‘I come from Sheffield in England.’
He caused £450 damage, the court was told."
We have some clues
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Good man. He's going to have to go some to trump that.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Bellona View Post
"Joseph Small, He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi member of staff, telling him: ‘This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan.’
one day at a time 
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From the comments section:
"Did the fire extinguisher had to be replaced or was a simple wipe down ok?"
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Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
I hope it was the dry powder type, nothing else is suitable for deployment against flamable gas.Comment
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The court was told Small had travelled from Sheffield to make a deal on a used car.
I am training him up
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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This behaviour is pretty common at the Bridgwater Travelodge.Originally posted by RedSauce View PostComment
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Glad to see you've got your son gainfully employed already.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostThe court was told Small had travelled from Sheffield to make a deal on a used car.
I am training him up
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Sounds like he's a consumer of 'The blue' from Breaking badOriginally posted by RedSauce View PostComment
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