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    #31
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Would it not provide endless material (provided he lasted a couple of months) for Suity Tales?
    You want that? Really?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #32
      Originally posted by greenlake View Post
      or perhaps:

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        #33
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        You want that? Really?
        Why not? Suity is the uber poster of CUK. Well, alongside benesy who is too busy growing farming potatoes and baking loaves of bread as a plan B to provide the delightful insights we all crave into his fascinating existence.

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          #34
          Originally posted by greenlake View Post
          OMG! That poor creature.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #35
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Why not? Suity is the uber poster of CUK. Well, alongside benesy who is too busy growing farming potatoes and baking loaves of bread as a plan B to provide the delightful insights we all crave into his fascinating existence.
            I miss him.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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              #36
              Originally posted by greenlake View Post
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              OMG! That poor creature.
              Its okay, its a lot thinner now:

              Last edited by darmstadt; 13 November 2013, 20:01.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #37
                Gig A

                I went with gig A. Gig B were set a 5pm deadline and failed to come up with the goods as they were arguing over a few pence. If they were that serious a few pence wouldn't matter, and because it is an agency, through a constultancy to an end client there's just far to many people lining their pockets off my hard work and this pushed the price a fraction too high.

                What is really depressing is that the rate was offered before the interview, then they quibbled over rate after interview. Ramshackle buggery bollocking mess and a bullet dodged methinks.

                Now if I can just get gig A to agree to my invoicing terms we'll be laughing. 30 days my arse.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I went with gig A. Gig B were set a 5pm deadline and failed to come up with the goods as they were arguing over a few pence. If they were that serious a few pence wouldn't matter, and because it is an agency, through a constultancy to an end client there's just far to many people lining their pockets off my hard work and this pushed the price a fraction too high.

                  What is really depressing is that the rate was offered before the interview, then they quibbled over rate after interview. Ramshackle buggery bollocking mess and a bullet dodged methinks.

                  Now if I can just get gig A to agree to my invoicing terms we'll be laughing. 30 days my arse.
                  I like 7 days but 30 shouldn't worry a businessman

                  Best of luck with the gig.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    I like 7 days but 30 shouldn't worry a businessman

                    Best of luck with the gig.
                    Company policy is 14.

                    Cheers bud.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      OMG! That poor creature.
                      Yeah we all feel sorry for poor old Suity!!

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