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7 November 2013, 11:58

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You missed out the Hindenburg, a huge vanity project full of hot air and doomed to fail

Or the R101 - both of which used Hydrogen, not hot air as their source of lift.

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7 November 2013, 12:02

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Or the R101 - both of which used Hydrogen, not hot air as their source of lift.

FFS! I despair, I really do!

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7 November 2013, 12:16

Hindenberg is close. Come on it's not difficult. What do I spend most of my time doing?

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#14

7 November 2013, 12:16

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Hindenberg is close. Come on it's not difficult. What do I spend most of my time doing?

Being a blimp?

While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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7 November 2013, 12:26

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Hindenberg is close. Come on it's not difficult. What do I spend most of my time doing?

Flying round with a giant swastika on your horizontal stabiliser? :nazi:
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7 November 2013, 12:26

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What do I spend most of my time doing?

bulltulipting ?
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#17

7 November 2013, 12:28

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Hindenberg is close. Come on it's not difficult. What do I spend most of my time doing?

Crashing and burning?
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#18

7 November 2013, 12:40

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Hindenberg is close. Come on it's not difficult. What do I spend most of my time doing?

Ah got it! It's a mouth with tulip pouring out of it?
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7 November 2013, 12:49

The Millenium Dome ?

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#20

7 November 2013, 12:49

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Present company has a habit of celebrating client 'go-lives' with a cake. They have special custom cakes made for each client based on their logo, project or what the company does.

My internal poison chalice project I've been working on for a year goes live on Saturday night & I & my team are flying to different locations around the globe on Sunday/Monday to be sitting in each global hub(timezone) to give assistance / additional training / trouble shooting & then tied to a 48 hour warroom with the development / support teams in case of issues.

Somebody just ordered me a cake.

Anyone want to guess what it's shaped like?

In Amsterdam we celebrated with weed cake, that way nobody noticed any glitches.

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