Travel Advice

[zoco]

Never arrive at the same time as PIA.

Unless of course you're going somewhere where an Englishman is still ushered to the front of the queue....

In fact, more importantly, don't leave at the same time either. All those barrels of holy water and cardboard boxes tied together with blue string tend to cause a bit of a logjam in the system...

[suityou01]

WTF?

[Churchill]

Never arrive at the same time as PIA.

Unless of course you're going somewhere where an Englishman is still ushered to the front of the queue....

In fact, more importantly, don't leave at the same time either. All those barrels of holy water and cardboard boxes tied together with blue string tend to cause a bit of a logjam in the system...

It's 'coz you is one of them racist twunts, innit?

[zoco]

It's 'coz you is one of them racist twunts, innit?

So, if you're at the back of a huge queue at security full of people from <insert 3rd world country here> and an official offers to escort you to the front of the queue, you stay at the back do you?

Like hell you do...

[suityou01]

WTF is PIA?

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

WTF is PIA?

[geoffreywhereveryoumaybe]

Pakistan International Airlines

[zoco]

Har har! I seen wot you done there...
Wouldn't mind being stood in a queue behind that!

[Ticktock]

I don't get it. Fastrack is included in Business Class tickets isn't it?

[suityou01]

Har har! I seen wot you done there...
Wouldn't mind being stood in a queue behind that!

Who is this person?