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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Oh the world owes me a living
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum
Oh the world owes me a living
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum
If I worked hard all day I might
Sleep badder when in bed at night
I sleep all day so that's alright
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum
There once was an old grasshopper
Who could only think of fun
He looked on work as something too
Unpleasant to be done
He loved to sit in the summer sun
And fiddle all day long
While dozing there he played this air
And singed this little song
The north wind blew the leaves away
When winter came one stormy day
The snow fell fast upon the ground
No food nor shelter could be found
This old grasshopper sad and weak
Could hardly hop or view his feet
He slipped, He fell
Poor Chap, Farewell
Some ants stayed in their hilly home
Looked out and saw him sneezing
They soaked his feet in mustard sauce
He grew better soon
Now every day they hear him play
And sing this little tune
Oh I owe the world a living
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum, ah-choo!
Oh I owe the world a living
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum, ah-choo!
I got a bad cold in my head
You ants were right the time you said
You've got to work for all you get
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum, ah-choo“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostYou owe us Recruitment agents a livingComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostYou owe us Recruitment agents a living
"Any spare change please sir?"
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Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostI heard somebody saying to me something along these lines on the street yesterday... although I think it may have been:
"Any spare change please sir?"
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostI heard somebody saying to me something along these lines on the street yesterday... although I think it may have been:
"Any spare change please sir?"
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOr <Glaswegian drawl>Bigissuemate</Glaswegian drawl>Comment
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It's about time a website was created to render agents useless.
A site where clients post contract roles and contracts post CV's/profile/availability etc.
The system would match them up each day depending on the info. Small monthly charge for posting roles/CV's.
HairGel.comComment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostOddly, with a few notable exceptions, pretty much everyone I know who went to a public school seems to think that because they went to a public school and university they have a right to a well paid and satisfying job.Comment
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Originally posted by russell View PostIt's about time a website was created to render agents useless.
A site where clients post contract roles and contracts post CV's/profile/availability etc.
The system would match them up each day depending on the info. Small monthly charge for posting roles/CV's.
HairGel.comKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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