UK Transport Network grinds to a halt yet again.

[Sausage Surprise]

No because you don't have any jobs.

I don't get it. That's probably because I have no education, keep whippets and pigeons, have an outside toilet, an allotment, wear a flat cap, pronounce Bath with no "r" in it and can't tell a chianti from a chablis.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I don't get it. That's probably because I have no education, keep whippets and pigeons, have an outside toilet, an allotment, wear a flat cap, pronounce Bath with no "r" in it and can't tell a chianti from a chablis.

On a point of order - most actual locals of the area pronounce Bath the proper way (i.e. without an additional series of non-existent rrrrs)

Small section of self obsessed Southern UK Transport Network grinds to a halt yet again, inviting stupid comparisons with other countries better (largely State) funded networks/

Fixed that

[SueEllen]

Small section of self obsessed Southern UK Transport Network grinds to a halt yet again, inviting stupid comparisons with other countries better (largely State) funded networks/

Fixed that

Didn't realise Ipswich and Norwich were in the South.....

[Sausage Surprise]

Didn't realise Ipswich and Norwich were in the South.....

How very dare they.....far too common to be southerners

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Didn't realise Ipswich and Norwich were in the South.....

?????? Not Midlands or North - or are you saying they are too far East to be South?

[Doggy Styles]

Didn't realise Ipswich and Norwich were in the South.....

Evidently. Their football teams played in the 3rd Division South, not the North.

[mudskipper]

I don't get it. That's probably because I have no education, keep whippets and pigeons, have an outside toilet, an allotment, wear a flat cap, pronounce Bath with no "r" in it and can't tell a chianti from a chablis.

Eeeh, you're one of the posh ones.

[Old Greg]

?????? Not Midlands or North - or are you saying they are too far East to be South?

Eastern England.

[Doggy Styles]

?????? Not Midlands or North - or are you saying they are too far East to be South?

Indeed, and that would make Margate too far east to be south as well. And Lands End would be too far west.