Bloody pigs

[AtW]

They don't give you points and they don't require you to self-incriminate yourself (like it happens in speeding cases), so pay 30 quid and get cheap bluetooth wireless thingy to talk on your mobile safely.

Alternatively you can (like myself) have no friends, nor social life so you won't need mobile at all.

hth

P.S. Have a relevant read here.

[mcquiggd]

My missus picked up a £30 ticket for changing the station on her car radio, the ticket was titled Not Being In Proper Control of her vehicle...

Government targets you see ! why get 30 proscecutions per week arresting burglers and rapists when you can get 30 easier ones. They only show up as prosecutions with no details.....so i looks like the copper is doing a really good job and the gov can boast to the public how its tackling crime....

Do you think thats why they have open prisons? Put em in a place they can walk out of, let them get a couple of miles away, and then pick them up, just to make the figures look better. Same with locking up pensioners for council tax.