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Crimewatch - Madeleine McCann

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    Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
    They should have screened your parents for interbreeding
    They should have drowned you at birth.

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      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      yeah...

      3 year old kid - go to beach - gets towled down, used swimming cossie put in boot - DNA now in boot.

      you got kids fella?
      +1

      We used to use the boot a lot in general - sitting in to piddle in a potty on long journeys, and to get changed etc.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        +1

        We used to use the boot a lot in general - sitting in to piddle in a potty on long journeys, and to get changed etc.
        Kids + beach holiday + hire care = boot horror

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          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          They should have drowned you at birth.
          That's not very nice now is it?

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            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            +1

            We used to use the boot a lot in general - sitting in to piddle in a potty on long journeys, and to get changed etc.
            +2 in addition to that when the car is parked my 2 year old often loves playing in the boot, climbing over into the backseats etc.
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
              That's not very nice now is it?
              Its general. Man up and live with it.

              Or go postal

              or ask for a duel at the bridgewater travelodge. It seems a popular venue
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
                That's not very nice now is it?
                I'm so sorry for my insensitivity. Did they actually try to drown you and leave you with intellectual impairment following oxygen starvation?

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                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  I'm so sorry for my insensitivity. Did they actually try to drown you and leave you with intellectual impairment following oxygen starvation?
                  I cannot even be bothered to respond to you, you and your tulip sockie (northernLady) are the 2 most boring members on here.

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                    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                    +2 in addition to that when the car is parked my 2 year old often loves playing in the boot, climbing over into the backseats etc.
                    +3 it's a handy alternative to the naughty step when they won't behave on long journeys
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
                      I cannot even be bothered to respond to you, you and your tulip sockie (northernLady) are the 2 most boring members on here.
                      Yes you can.

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