Lycra leggins and G-strings

[kingcook]

I went to the tip (recycling centre) earlier, saw some lass unloading stuff from the back of a van.

She was wearing semi-transparent lycra leggings (the type that go even more transparent as one bends over). She was also wearing a nice pair of G-strings I noticed.

I love being a man

[OwlHoot]

I was driving down the Embankment last month and saw some people by the river wall standing round a gangway, where a party seemed in progress on a large boat.

One woman with a skimpy dress bent down to tie her shoelace or something, and she wasn't wearing a stitch under the dress - Naked as a jay bird. I nearly pranged the jag

[MarillionFan]

I was in a brothel last month and the Madame had all the girls come out in stockings, sussies, g strings and other states of undress. I almost spilt my gin and tonic.

[OwlHoot]

I was in a brothel last month and the Madame had all the girls come out in stockings, sussies, g strings and other states of undress. I almost spilt my gin and tonic.

Yes, but in a brothel they're supposed to be (un)dressed like that.

Jeff Maginty

[suityou01]

And this is what he saw

[MarillionFan]

And this is what he saw

Wow. Has your mum lost weight Suity?

[Hairy]

And this is what he saw

This is what I think MF would look like if he had a sex change