£1000 a night, Dodgy wouldn't get into bed for that!

[scooterscot]

What would be a benefit in kind with such a profession?

[amcdonald]

What would be a benefit in kind with such a profession?

All that lingerie I guess, Hector would argue it's dual use

[edison]

If prostitution is illegal, how is an honest girl on the game supposed to pay her share of taxes? Seems a bit arse about to prosecute her for tax dodging.

It's not illegal but pimping is.

[KentPhilip]

Top models are artificially skinny to the point of ugliness. I don't know what hookers cost but to me £1000 sounds rather high-end, she looks like a cleaner!

Did somebody mention a cleaner?

[amcdonald]

It's not illegal but pimping is.

Dodgy is illegal

[northernladyuk]

I remember the time the old man made £1000 in one night. We still keep on display the letter of appreciation from the Military Maritime Fleet of the USSR.

[Platypus]

£1000 for that?!

I expect that value is defined not on looks but on the quality of service provided

[northernladyuk]

I expect that value is defined not on looks but on the quantity of service provided

FTFY