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[mudskipper]

No in line styling? Tsk tsk

Maintainability. I bet you hardcoded the VAT rate.

[mudskipper]

nope.

but there was a bloke who used to make predictions with his beak

nostrildamus

he used to write quantrains or quad bikes or something

'In the year of the cheeky monkey'
'A strong BA will there be'
'Suit a lot he will'
'and he might suit you'

Yep, I remember him. Hunchback, wasn't he?

[SimonMac]

nope.

but there was a bloke who used to make predictions with his beak

nostrildamus

he used to write quantrains or quad bikes or something

'In the year of the cheeky monkey'
'A strong BA will there be'
'Suit a lot he will'
'and he might suit you'

He still delivered better results than Suity!

[Zippy]

I have always been amazed at the sheer versatility of the human bum, but playing the recorder through it at 9 years old is a real eye-opener

I had a friend with a (in the words of Kevin Bloody Wilson) double-jointed arse. Luckily mum could afford to buy me my own recorder.