Originally posted by suityou01
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI was asked not to make him feel "ganged up on". It's a small office with lots of us in here. If I spoke to him about it this ran the risk of others "pitching in" and then he would have felt ganged up on.
Email leaves evidence we can use to fire you later.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Had a gig sat next to a very loud P.A. who spent the day talking loudly to her mother about home improvements. In order to get any work done I'd insert noise-cancelling headphones and try and concentrate. More often than not, she'd then put her own headphones on thinking the office was a bit too loud (because of her!), and would bob her head in time to the music out of the corner of my eye for an hour or two. Tough gig, that one.Comment
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change your ringtone to BananaPhone and phone yourself constantly.
ring ring ring banana phone - YouTubeI was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Have you tried twerking in his face in time with his tapping?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostKnobhead is tapping his desk again. I have asked him (as have my peers) to stop.
"I'll try but I'm a compulsive tapper" came the response by email.
Gonna go postal at some pointComment
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Spread some glue on the place where he taps regularly. Next time he taps, he would be stuck for goodI am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.Comment
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Originally posted by tranceporter View PostSpread some glue on the place where he taps regularly. Next time he taps, he would be stuck for goodWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Maybe he's actually doing some work:
Or get yourself this:
I got my mate one of these for his office:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Couldn't you wait till the office is empty one night and tulip in his chairDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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