Originally posted by scooterscot
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Munich Police reports: Polizeipräsidium München“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
I see the problem. It's September.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThe results from day 1, or why I don't go:
Around 200 altercations requiring police intervention
555 people injured (trying to find nationality figures)
49 alcohol poisonings
7 Maß glass smashings (against people that is, and they're ******* heavy)
1 policeman in hospital
1 person caught wanking in a beer tent
Worse than all the football matches in Germany over the weekend (200+ games)
HTH
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Apart from swiss nazis and very drunken aussies I don't remember it being that bad, seeing police with guns was more worrying when I've been there
And that was from the tourist areas, most of the beer tents seem to be for german business men, and you've got more chance of Merkel invading Poland than seeing a fight thereDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Still not reading about the drama you advertised...Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
1502. New digital traffic monitoring system; recording of the real operation
1503. Breaking into an apartment - Schwabing
1504. Iraqis injured Croats with knives lethal
From the meadow report:
1505. Well attended costume and protecting moving
1506. Arrested backpack thief in the marquee by investigators
1507. Pointed visitors searched by police wrong, a person taken into custody
1508th Unknown hits with two beer mug down hard Visitors
1509th Sexual coercion visit to Wiesbaden - Neuhausen
1510. Italian tourist robbed on the meadows; arrested offenders
1511th Successful pickpocket investigators at the Oktoberfest
1512. Officer candidate strikes with beer mug"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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That's always been my experience however I tend to leave it until the last week when the Italians arrive, they love it when I've got the bambino. Mamma Mia!Originally posted by amcdonald View Post"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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"Turkish engineer goes through a tent masturbating"Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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0 Fussballspiele in unmittelbaren Umfeld..Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
So the police were brought in to enforce the offside rule?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Turkish teenagers today, eh?Originally posted by scooterscot View Post"Turkish engineer goes through a tent masturbating"
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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I believe he was in his 40's....Originally posted by scooterscot View PostTurkish teenagers today, eh?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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