Originally posted by MaryPoppins
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Day 8 - visions of a totalitarian future
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAm I allowed to knock the OP out?Free advice and opinions - refunds are available if you are not 100% satisfied.Comment
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Originally posted by Wanderer View PostGo on then. Do it with your left hand and it feels like someone else is doing it.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIf your todger reaches your arse, you can go **** yourself.Comment
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I had my usual two cases of diet pepsi on my desk when I started a contract. Following morning some office manager numptie had taken a photo of them and stuck it on the intranet as example of people not keeping their desks tidy, causing a bad impression to clients.
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostI had my usual two cases of diet pepsi on my desk when I started a contract. Following morning some office manager numptie had taken a photo of them and stuck it on the intranet as example of people not keeping their desks tidy, causing a bad impression to clients.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostHow would sticking ones todger up your arse be beneficial wrt treating an STD?
Actually this sounds like the plot to a porno... "it's the only way to get the medicine where it's needed"Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostHow would sticking ones todger up your arse be beneficial wrt treating an STD?
Maybe urban dictionary has a term for peeing up one's own arse.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Is there even a specific term for weeing up someone's bumhole? Weeing or pooing ON someone has a name, but weeing while actually inside them...?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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