UK house prices 'rise at fastest rate since 2010'

[sasguru]

I'm idiot free. Total quality of life value > stratosphere. You?

Poor but happy, eh? Very good, excellent.

[scooterscot]

Poor but happy, eh? Very good, excellent.

Know's the price of every property he has, understands the value of nothing.

Oh, no idea the value, but I've got just over 24 hectares land in bonnie Scotland. You?

[sasguru]

Oh, no idea the value,

Yes like I said, poor but happy. It's an admirable quality.

[AtW]

Yes like I said, poor but happy. It's an admirable quality.

It's much better than being poor and unhappy.

[sasguru]

It's much better than being poor and unhappy.

Very true. Very admirable.

[AtW]

Very true. Very admirable.

How do you handle it, Bells whiskey?

[sasguru]

How do you handle it, Bells whiskey?

AtW, FFS. BUY A FOOKING PROPERTY. Enough, already, with feeling sorry for yourself.

[AtW]

AtW, FFS. BUY A FOOKING PROPERTY. Enough, already, with feeling sorry for yourself.

Can't afford the one I like matey...

[vetran]

Can't afford the one I like matey...

get yourself a wife who can

[DimPrawn]

Can't afford the one I like matey...

Should have bought one in the 1980's.

No one could afford one then either.