Gutless. The stench of appeasement

[amcdonald]

How about Putin making a phone call to Assad?

Hi it's Vlad here, what weapons can we sell you

[EternalOptimist]

On a purely logistical note, how can a missile attack on a stockpile of chemical weapons ensure that whatever it is won't be dispersed into the local area? It seems rather risky to me.

If you really wanted to wipe out loads of innocents and poison the place for ages, you would bomb their stockpile

If you wanted to stop them being used full stop, all you have to do is invest in 150 lengths of rope and tell Assad that he and every member of his cabinet plus every general over the rank of Brigadier will be fitted with one if these weapons are used.

[Mich the Tester]

Hi it's Vlad here, what weapons can we sell you

Indeed.

[EternalOptimist]

I reckon a massive heart attack bought on by a chemically induced orgasm so intense the body rips itself apart would be my preferred way to go. I shall start experimenting on mice tomorrow.

The Russians invented a weapon that caused the human mouth to heal up, causing a prolonged and lingering death. The only reason they did not put it into production was because we, the Brits, created a human clone where the mouth was completely interchangeable with the @rse.

Unfortunately one of the specimins escaped from the lab and is now apparently working as a guru in the SaS field

[d000hg]

I reckon a massive heart attack bought on by a chemically induced orgasm so intense the body rips itself apart would be my preferred way to go. I shall start experimenting on mice tomorrow.

I don't think I'd be able to have an orgasm with a mouse.

[Mich the Tester]

I reckon a massive heart attack bought on by a chemically induced orgasm so intense the body rips itself apart would be my preferred way to go. I shall start experimenting on mice tomorrow.

You'll fit will you?

[amcdonald]

There's usually an angle for the Yanks to get involved, namely oil (Irag/Libya) drugs (Afghan), does Syria have any oil?

qh

Funny how this article no longer exists...

[Mich the Tester]

Funny how this article no longer exists...

It's the Daily Wail, the British middle class's most trusted source of bulltulip.

[amcdonald]

It's the Daily Wail, the British middle class's most trusted source of bulltulip.

Even a stuck clock can be right once a day

[doodab]

Even a stuck clock can be right once a day

Something for the DM to aim at then...