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Originally posted by doodab View PostI've been practicing moderation for years, I'm still useless at it.
HTH.
*And I don't mean bottlesHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAgreed. I meant abstain from getting drunk rather than alcohol.
I buy very expensive wines and malts and drink them slowly.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI've been practicing moderation for years, I'm still useless at it.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAbstinence makes the heart grow fonder, though.
'Yes sir!' replied the doctor. 'Abcess make the fart go Honda!'
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere was a chap who had an unusual flatulence related OCD issue; every time he farted he shouted 'Honda!' So he went to see a long line of shrinks and gastro-enteroligists including Harley Street's finest, and none of them could solve the conundrum, until finally he visited a Japanese doctor who discovered he had an abcess in a sensitive spot. 'An abcess?' he said, a little discombobulated.
'Yes sir!' replied the doctor. 'Abcess make the fart go Honda!'
Ah yes, the old Japanese doctor joke.
Wasn't he the bloke who used in vitro fertilisation to grow a young geisha, for his own uses.
But the baby grew a willy and tried to bone him so he punched it out.
Then he got arrested for making an obscene clone fall
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI've been practicing moderation for years, I'm still useless at it.
Actually, there's a pub in Reading called the Moderation...Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm familiar with drinking in moderation. It's a stepping stone to oblivion.
Actually, there's a pub in Reading called the Moderation...While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm familiar with drinking in moderation. It's a stepping stone to oblivion.
Actually, there's a pub in Reading called the Moderation...Comment
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