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Ooo aarh aarrh arrgh ag

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    Ooo aarh aarrh arrgh ag

    There was this Yokel from Zumerrset, right?

    one day he became a pirate and whilst he was knocking a silver nail into the mainmast, he hit his thumb



    honest



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    #2
    I assumed your war wound was playing up again.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I assumed your war wound was playing up again.
      I assumed he'd got a wasp in his fozzies.

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        #4
        Ding dong walla walla bing bong.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Ding dong walla walla bing bong.
          I think I watched that film once.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I think I watched that film once.
            Sounds like the noise the guy was making from the room next door this morning. That or he has a video of you doing an ironman with a busted knee.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Sounds like the noise the guy was making from the room next door this morning. That or he has a video of you doing an ironman with a busted knee.
              9 days after the op and I am still in more pain than the IM. I am on 3 diclofenac and 8 tramadol a day. lus my anti-depressants. The knee is fine - its the horrendous blood leak I had 8 days ago - THe entire lower leg is black/blue/yellow. Its very tender so I keep waking in the night.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                9 days after the op and I am still in more pain than the IM. I am on 3 diclofenac and 8 tramadol a day. lus my anti-depressants. The knee is fine - its the horrendous blood leak I had 8 days ago - THe entire lower leg is black/blue/yellow. Its very tender so I keep waking in the night.
                Stop whinging.

                Look on the bright side. If your leg falls off there's always the Paralympics triathlon.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  9 days after the op and I am still in more pain than the IM. I am on 3 diclofenac and 8 tramadol a day. lus my anti-depressants. The knee is fine - its the horrendous blood leak I had 8 days ago - THe entire lower leg is black/blue/yellow. Its very tender so I keep waking in the night.
                  That sounds bloody awful BP.

                  If it drops off, can I have yer slippers ?





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