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Good things about getting back from holiday
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Manoeuvring such a large backside isn't easy. Mostly left it to the menfolk, whilst I put the kettle on. -
Are you talking about the boat or you?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostManoeuvring such a large backside isn't easy.
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Just out of interest are you one of those kind of women who has to leave the house looking immaculate before they go on holiday ?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNo matter how much fun you've had, there's always something it's nice to get home for.
Having spent four nights on a boat, in this case my vote is going to my toilet.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Funny you should ask that .... we're off t'airport in an hour and the missus is making beds and hoovering.Originally posted by Troll View PostJust out of interest are you one of those kind of women who has to leave the house looking immaculate before they go on holiday ?
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Mine does the same - house has to be spotless before holidaysOriginally posted by bless 'em all View PostFunny you should ask that .... we're off t'airport in an hour and the missus is making beds and hoovering.
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Me, or the house?Originally posted by Troll View PostJust out of interest are you one of those kind of women who has to leave the house looking immaculate before they go on holiday ?
(Actually the answer's the same - both look a f'kin mess!)Comment
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It's because we dont want to come back to a mess after spending a week where someone else does the cleaning ...Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostFunny you should ask that .... we're off t'airport in an hour and the missus is making beds and hoovering.
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I do that. Don't we all?Originally posted by Troll View PostJust out of interest are you one of those kind of women who has to leave the house looking immaculate before they go on holiday ?
90% of dust is human skin so its still worth doing.Comment
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