That is brilliant - the kid on the right has got the expression to a T.
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WSSOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostThat is brilliant - the kid on the right has got the expression to a T.
Dead ringers.
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I could do with some drugs right now. Developing an order form for the business. When saying developing, I mean I'm following the instructions the developers have interpreted from the business requirements to see if they have enough instructions in my good old favourite Crystal Reports.
They couldn't program tulip from what they've entered into their stories.
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FFS, when did a report need a 'story'?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI could do with some drugs right now. Developing an order form for the business. When saying developing, I mean I'm following the instructions the developers have interpreted from the business requirements to see if they have enough instructions in my good old favourite Crystal Reports.
They couldn't program tulip from what they've entered into their stories.
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These guys have reduced everything down to the lowest level. Fooking stupid.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostFFS, when did a report need a 'story'?
I'm testing the fields on all the new forms to see if you can generate an order form and what processes are needed to make sure we have mandatory fields.
We have a new IT VP who's started. The last one implemented this process and it's not working. I'm now trying to work out how far out we are on this project versus their process.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Process California. Project designed by people away from the process.
So three continents or 9000 miles....merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Assembly language?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThese guys have reduced everything down to the lowest level. Fooking stupid.
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