Why do you like CUK?

[BrilloPad]

For all the years I've been on CUK (97/98) certain posters Prawn, Churchill, AtW have also been around, which is why we're all sick of each other.

Most people are sick of you after 5 minutes.

Because it is the only place I am respected, well liked and people haven't worked out that I don't know my arse from my elbow yet.

The newbies hate you because you are rude and the regulars hate you as you dry up the supply of fresh meat to general.

How did you ever receive poster of the year?

[mudskipper]

Frankly it's a little addictive. Don't know why because frankly its a waste of time.

WHS.

And it allows me to get indignant about DM articles without actually reading the DM.

[EternalOptimist]

I come here to get away from Social Workers

[eek]

You are bored at 6pm on a Saturday?

I might be bored as I am restricted to a chair/bed. But how can someone able bodied be bored?

Family are away I've got a pile of plan b stuff to do and the Estonians haven't finished it.

[BrilloPad]

Family are aware I've got a pile of plan b stuff to do and the Estonians haven't finished it.

Can't you play with the kids? Go for a walk?

[EternalOptimist]

Can't you play with the kids? Go for a walk?

yeah

get a bamboo pole, a pea stick, some string and sellotape. teach them how to make a bow and arrow and fire it at the fence


they'll remember the day for the rest of their lives(assuming they live that long)

[BrilloPad]

get a bamboo pole, a pea stick, some string and sellotape.

Isn't that what MF uses on his cat?

[mudskipper]

Isn't that what MF uses on his cat?

I think that was Suity.

[EternalOptimist]

Dont any of youse Southerners know how to make a bow and arrow ?

[MarillionFan]

Dont any of youse Southerners know how to make a bow and arrow ?

We use crossbows because we can afford it.