I forget the exact word but my colleagues taught me one that translates literally as "someone who tulips raisins", to be used for an anal person.
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Doesn't really work:Originally posted by suityou01 View PostVotzegesicht
(a) the real spelling is Fotze. Votze is a misspelling but some people use it, such as 'Fotzensafttrinker'
(b) is some areas of Germany its not seen as a swear word so ain't rude
You would be better off using Muschigesicht and even then the word has a double meaning as a 'Kalte Muschi' is a word for a 'Red Wine-Cola' drink! Try 'Rechtschreibüberprüfungsprogrammbenutzer' instead
Was haben eine Muschi und eine Motorsäge gemeinsam? Wenn du abrutschst is der Finger im Arsch.
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Worked just fine for me when I was there.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDoesn't really work:
(a) the real spelling is Fotze. Votze is a misspelling but some people use it, such as 'Fotzensafttrinker'
(b) is some areas of Germany its not seen as a swear word so ain't rude
You would be better off using Muschigesicht and even then the word has a double meaning as a 'Kalte Muschi' is a word for a 'Red Wine-Cola' drink! Try 'Rechtschreibüberprüfungsprogrammbenutzer' instead
Was haben eine Muschi und eine Motorsäge gemeinsam? Wenn du abrutschst is der Finger im Arsch.
Hyperhero Schimpfwort - Liste mit ca. 7830 Schimpfwoertern
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Really appreciate your help on this one buddy. Realise i've put you under the pump a bit but if you can deliver this there is more work..guaranteed. If you need any help to get this one over the line, just yell buddy.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWorked just fine for me when I was there.
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Hi mate,Originally posted by suityou01 View PostVotzegesicht
How is this document coming along? Have you got anything for me to review yet? Dont forget- 2 weeks left- don't let your work pile up and get distressed.
Regards,
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Has he still not done it yet? FFS, can't get the staff these daysOriginally posted by aussielong View PostHi mate,
How is this document coming along? Have you got anything for me to review yet? Dont forget- 2 weeks left- don't let your work pile up and get distressed.
Regards,
AL
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I haven't seen anything yet. To be honest, I'm starting to look at other options now. Typical.Originally posted by Bunk View PostHas he still not done it yet? FFS, can't get the staff these days
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Yep, I think he's found this one a bit too much for him.Originally posted by aussielong View PostI haven't seen anything yet. To be honest, I'm starting to look at other options now. Typical.Comment
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We are still waiting for the signed purchased order from you before we authorise Suity to do the work.Originally posted by aussielong View PostHi mate,
How is this document coming along? Have you got anything for me to review yet? Dont forget- 2 weeks left- don't let your work pile up and get distressed.
Regards,
AL
Once we have received that (it needs to be in triplicate one to each of the three specified addresses) and the neccessary deposit then and only then can we permit suity to start work
Oh if you think that is bad try dealing with paymill and their banks....Last edited by eek; 19 August 2013, 13:10.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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