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    #21
    I forget the exact word but my colleagues taught me one that translates literally as "someone who tulips raisins", to be used for an anal person.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #22
      Votzegesicht
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Votzegesicht
        Doesn't really work:

        (a) the real spelling is Fotze. Votze is a misspelling but some people use it, such as 'Fotzensafttrinker'
        (b) is some areas of Germany its not seen as a swear word so ain't rude

        You would be better off using Muschigesicht and even then the word has a double meaning as a 'Kalte Muschi' is a word for a 'Red Wine-Cola' drink! Try 'Rechtschreibüberprüfungsprogrammbenutzer' instead

        Was haben eine Muschi und eine Motorsäge gemeinsam? Wenn du abrutschst is der Finger im Arsch.

        Hyperhero Schimpfwort - Liste mit ca. 7830 Schimpfwoertern
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #24
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Doesn't really work:

          (a) the real spelling is Fotze. Votze is a misspelling but some people use it, such as 'Fotzensafttrinker'
          (b) is some areas of Germany its not seen as a swear word so ain't rude

          You would be better off using Muschigesicht and even then the word has a double meaning as a 'Kalte Muschi' is a word for a 'Red Wine-Cola' drink! Try 'Rechtschreibüberprüfungsprogrammbenutzer' instead

          Was haben eine Muschi und eine Motorsäge gemeinsam? Wenn du abrutschst is der Finger im Arsch.

          Hyperhero Schimpfwort - Liste mit ca. 7830 Schimpfwoertern
          Worked just fine for me when I was there.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Worked just fine for me when I was there.
            Really appreciate your help on this one buddy. Realise i've put you under the pump a bit but if you can deliver this there is more work..guaranteed. If you need any help to get this one over the line, just yell buddy.

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              #26
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Votzegesicht
              Hi mate,
              How is this document coming along? Have you got anything for me to review yet? Dont forget- 2 weeks left- don't let your work pile up and get distressed.
              Regards,
              AL

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                #27
                Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                Hi mate,
                How is this document coming along? Have you got anything for me to review yet? Dont forget- 2 weeks left- don't let your work pile up and get distressed.
                Regards,
                AL
                Has he still not done it yet? FFS, can't get the staff these days

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Has he still not done it yet? FFS, can't get the staff these days
                  I haven't seen anything yet. To be honest, I'm starting to look at other options now. Typical.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                    I haven't seen anything yet. To be honest, I'm starting to look at other options now. Typical.
                    Yep, I think he's found this one a bit too much for him.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                      Hi mate,
                      How is this document coming along? Have you got anything for me to review yet? Dont forget- 2 weeks left- don't let your work pile up and get distressed.
                      Regards,
                      AL
                      We are still waiting for the signed purchased order from you before we authorise Suity to do the work.

                      Once we have received that (it needs to be in triplicate one to each of the three specified addresses) and the neccessary deposit then and only then can we permit suity to start work

                      Oh if you think that is bad try dealing with paymill and their banks....
                      Last edited by eek; 19 August 2013, 13:10.
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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