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Just doing her job

27 July 2006, 08:12

A lorry driver was handed a parking ticket when the road collapsed trapping his vehicle in a hole.
He was picking up a skip in Belsize Park, north London, when he drove over a burst water main and the front wheel became stuck up to the axle.

While he waited for a rescue truck, a traffic warden wrote out a ticket and stuck it on the windscreen.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5217280.stm

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27 July 2006, 08:45

Ah, the benefit of privatisation!

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27 July 2006, 08:47

I think someone should put a fecking ticket on her arse because it's causing an obstruction.

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27 July 2006, 11:29

After having parted her bum-cheeks and given her a thorough rimming beforehand, of course....

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27 July 2006, 11:37

She needs a good ANAL FISTING !
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#6

27 July 2006, 11:40

Originally posted by hyperD

I think someone should put a fecking ticket on her arse because it's causing an obstruction.

you mean "up" not "on"

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27 July 2006, 12:38

LOL! Yep...!

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27 July 2006, 13:16

Wonder if she is here legally?

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#9

27 July 2006, 13:24

She can ticket me though, anytime....

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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