The too many boyos with too much time and not enough imagination thread.

[cailin maith]

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[AtW]

Spod did not put down the toilet lid cover again?

[cailin maith]

Spod did not put down the toilet lid cover again?

Spod is away... it's just me and Jnr and he's only interested in what he can find of mine to shove down the loo Or to investigate why I've been sitting on the loo. They say there is no dignity in Childbirth - there is even less in raising an inquisitive toddler.

[AtW]

Jnr sounds like a very smart boy... who is the father?

[Old Greg]

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[cailin maith]

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[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP says I have way too much imagination.

[cailin maith]

Jnr sounds like a very smart boy... who is the father?

Mrs BP says I have way too much imagination.

Yes but she tries to beat it out of you regularly.

[MarillionFan]

Spod is away... it's just me and Jnr and he's only interested in what he can find of mine to shove down the loo Or to investigate why I've been sitting on the loo. They say there is no dignity in Childbirth - there is even less in raising an inquisitive toddler.

Like Father like son. Least Churchill Jnr hasn't started saying 'better out than in' yet.

[nomadd]

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Once upon a time, in a land far away, lived a beautiful, golden-haired princess. Her name was Susan.
Susan longed to be wed. She dreamed of the day when she could finally escape the castle in which she was held by her old, wicked father.

One day, a tall, handsome knight appeared under her bedroom window...

<please feel free to complete. Make it as smutty as you like. >