What really happened to the "Twin Towers"

[sasguru]

More like Montezuma's revenge given the amount of tulipe that's generated.

[The Lone Gunman]

"The Caravanner's Revenge"?

Methinks they will be far too busy writing snotagrams to Clerkson and co!

[AlfredJPruffock]

"The Caravanner's Revenge"?

Crumbs, hang on to your Hats, were being Invaded !

This Holy Ditty from the Reverend should soon keep them at bay ...

They called me the Reverend when I entered the Church unstained;
my employers have changed but the name has remained.


It all began when I went on a tour, hoping to find some furniture.
Followed a sign saying "Beautiful Chest",
led to a lady who showed me her best.

She was taken by surprise when I quickly closed my eyes.
So she rang the bell, and quick as hell
Bob the Nob came out on his job
to see what the trouble was.

"Louise, is the Reverend hard to please?"
"You're telling me!"
"Perhaps, sir, if its not too late,
we could interest you in our old-fashioned Staffordshire plate?"

"Oh no, not me, I'm a man of repute."
But the Devil caught hold of my soul and a voice called out, "Shoot!"

To save my steeple, I visited people;
for this I had gone when I met Little John.
His name came, I understood,
when the judge said, "You are a robbing hood."

He told me of his strange foundation,
conceived on sight of the Woodstock nation;
he'd had to hide his reputation.

When poor, 'twas salvation from door to door.
But now, with a pin-up guru every week,
it was Love, Peace & Truth Incorporated for all who seek.

He employed me as a karmamechanic, with overal charms.
His hands were then fit to receive, receive alms.

[Clog II The Avenger]

WTC No 7

Looks like a controlled demolition to me.

[sasguru]

WTC No 7

Looks like a controlled demolition to me.

You, of course, being an expert in controlled demolitions and building structures as well as being an IT consultant?

[Money Money Money]

You, of course, being an expert in controlled demolitions and building structures as well as being an IT consultant?

Well its hardly the result of a small fire.

[Mailman]

-Why was there £3.6 billion insurance taken out to cover the WTC buildings.........From a terrorist attack? ...........6 weeks before 9/11

Myth.

The geezer who owned the buildings was FORCED by his insurance company to RAISE the level of cover he had for his properties.

But never mind, why let actual facts get in the way of a good conspiracy!!

Im just waiting for you conspiracy cnuts to bring up the story about the Israeili company that left the building that morning

Mailman

[snaw]

Well its hardly the result of a small fire.

No, clearly it's as a result of a US govrnment plot, cause AQ aren't really the bad guys at all, secretly it was the CIA who set it all up and OBL was just j/k about being responsible ...

[Clog II The Avenger]

You, of course, being an expert in controlled demolitions and building structures as well as being an IT consultant?

I've got to do something between contracts!

[The Lone Gunman]

Well its hardly the result of a small fire.

Expert on the size of the fire too eh?

Do you know how long it takes to set charges to drop a building, or how long it takes to internally tie the walls together to make sure it drops where you want it?

There is probably a perfectly valid explanation.

As an aside and as you and others are such experts can you explain why such tall buildings don't fall down in high winds? When you have an answer you may realise why the WTC did fall down and why it was apparently from the base!