The key to successful IT contracting

[SimonMac]

Find the bit management was expecting someone else to do, have discovered no one is doing and start doing it obviously and competently. Their happiness will ensure they miss all your blatently obvious flaws.

I was with you right to the end there!

[suityou01]

Plastic sheets.

[Ketchup]

Plastic sheets.

[d000hg]

So why am I still a permie?

I hope NF sent you a congratulatory PM when you reached 2^16

[nomadd]

invoicing

If you can fake that, you're laughing.

[psychocandy]

Pretending you GAS about the project when all you care about is the invoice?

[Spacecadet]

Get ANY two of the following right and no one will care about the third:
Be on time everyday
Be good at what you do
Be pleasant to work with

[MarillionFan]

Actually it's flexibility.