Right that is it, the toys have left the pram..................

[SimonMac]

But no coffee.

[eek]

There is a kettle and instant coffee but its just not the standard we've come to expect over the past month or two.

[doodab]

There is a kettle and instant coffee but its just not the standard we've come to expect over the past month or two.

If only you'd passed the java programming test......

[SimonMac]

If only you'd passed the java programming test......

Not funny!

[Churchill]

I can handle code monkeys producing crap code to be delpoyed, I can handle test monkeys breaking environments as its basically their job to break things, I can handle PM's not signing time sheets so my payments are late but when the coffee machine runs out of beans so I am left with the choice of decaff or tea, that is the limit of my patience!!!!!!

There's not even a Costa or a Starbucks I could make a trip too

Try saying the following at the next "retrospective"...

"If you can't maintain a quality development environment, and that includes making sure the coffee machine doesn't break down and that the printers have sufficient consumables, how do you expect us to produce a quality product?"

[SimonMac]

Try saying the following at the next "retrospective"...

"If you can't maintain a quality development environment, and that includes making sure the coffee machine doesn't break down and that the printers have sufficient consumables, how do you expect us to produce a quality product?"

I don't think that will work, with me being the Environment Manager

[eek]

If only you'd passed the java programming test......

I was programming in oak when you still wore short trousers. Why would I want to write code in a language less productive than c++

[Bunk]

I don't think that will work, with me being the Environment Manager

Blame him anyway, see if anyone notices. And warn Eek to keep his mouth shut

[suityou01]

I don't think that will work, with me being the Environment Manager

Did they give you a desk phone?

[SimonMac]

Blame him anyway, see if anyone notices. And warn Eek to keep his mouth shut

Over the past month or so I have learnt that that is an impossible task