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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by d000hg View PostCan B12 levels BE checked?
Why are your levels so low - don't you eat healthily?
It's his kids I feel sorry for - Each time he flushes the loo, these are sprayed all over the room in tiny droplets. So the whole family is bound to have copped a dose of the same by now.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostBecause he's being eaten alive from the inside out by bizarre amoebic parasites like something out of Prometheus, but after suffering a few slight side effects he abandoned his course of treatment half way through.
It's his kids I feel sorry for - Each time he flushes the loo, these are sprayed all over the room in tiny droplets. So the whole family is bound to have copped a dose of the same by now.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostYou really don't need to add anything else to that sentence.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I had this mate right. He had B12 deficiency
he used to get lethargic and shake like a born-again charismatic of the second coming of our Lord.
Mind you, it stood him in good stead when his missus wanted a milk shake, he was like a one-man shaker-centrifuge and he could get her frothing and blowing bubbles in all the right places in no time.
Nevertheless, he came to an untimely end when his memory loss was suddenly cured , and he remembered that he was a real gayboy frottaire, and not a vitamin deficiency induced one
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI had this mate right. He had B12 deficiency
he used to get lethargic and shake like a born-again charismatic of the second coming of our Lord.
Mind you, it stood him in good stead when his missus wanted a milk shake, he was like a one-man shaker-centrifuge and he could get her frothing and blowing bubbles in all the right places in no time.
Nevertheless, he came to an untimely end when his memory loss was suddenly cured , and he remembered that he was a real gayboy frottaire, and not a vitamin deficiency induced one
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostFor a post where I repeated moreorless word for word what you had said, you neg repped me, saying "stick to the facts".
Never, word for word or otherwise, did I ever say I had mild, minor, trivial or any other kind of side effects to the antibiotics.
The reaction was severe. And that's a Fookin end to it.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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