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Who's working in online payment systems then?
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Who's working in online payment systems then?
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Be extra vigilant when interviewing. One of candidates could be this guy newly benched. I suggest a series of mindless, overly vague java based questions to root out the imposter.Originally posted by doodab View Post
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Well I'm on SEPA, not really online as such but online-able as in DD's and CT's in and out and on us and non-on us and all that shiite..
Knowing what I now know about payments systems, well, let's not got there.
Introduce off shore Bobs and well...
To balance it up a bit I'm working with three Indian lads on this and they are quality, not the typical Bobs.Comment
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I'm guessing that if you found yourself trapped in a wet paper bag programming wouldn't be your preferred means of escapeOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostBe extra vigilant when interviewing. One of candidates could be this guy newly benched. I suggest a series of mindless, overly vague java based questions to root out the imposter.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Did it get wet before or after he got trapped?Originally posted by doodab View PostI'm guessing that if you found yourself trapped in a wet paper bag programming wouldn't be your preferred means of escape
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It's never your fault is it love?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBe extra vigilant when interviewing. One of candidates could be this guy newly benched. I suggest a series of mindless, overly vague java based questions to root out the imposter.

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What worries me is not, how incompetent Suity is, but, is that one day, he may manage other people!!!!Originally posted by aussielong View PostIt's never your fault is it love?

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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That is $25,269,512,430 per day interest at .01% per annum.
Now to retire.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Couldn't agree more. Cue in a certain building society in Swindon...Originally posted by stek View PostWell I'm on SEPA, not really online as such but online-able as in DD's and CT's in and out and on us and non-on us and all that shiite..
Knowing what I now know about payments systems, well, let's not got there.
Introduce off shore Bobs and well...
To balance it up a bit I'm working with three Indian lads on this and they are quality, not the typical Bobs.I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDid it get wet before or after he got trapped?
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mudskipper again.Comment
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