Those Cybermen have just got to go.
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Nothing wrong with monkeys.Originally posted by andyand ban all the non humans
all these monkeys,lizards and daleks should goI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Oi, I'm watching you, Dome Boy.Originally posted by Emperor DalekThose Cybermen have just got to go.
Sooner or later you lot will be in for the free upgrade.Comment
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Could all board admins please wear a new and distinctive uniform while they are banning others. The use of this uniform will obviously deter all but the most ardent crap poster on sight.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Ban all the threads that mention Nazis.
And Daleks. And Monkeys just in case.
Jawohl!"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Davros!"Comment
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I suugest new id cards to be issued to all the members
and to post on this bored you have to flash your biometric passport
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All monkeys are very active.Originally posted by PhoenixFranko is always flashing something at the screen!I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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