How To Deal With Idiots

[Brookster]

If others are unable to see through the mountains of tulipe why should I give my services to them. I hope they see through it but atm is looking unlikely.
I can smell a bulltulipter about 3 mins into discussion with them.

[SimonMac]

Good grief - really? I'd view this as a development opportunity for you.

Take a look at these Transactional analysis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia , Transactional Analysis , How Transactional Analysis can help you communicate better, Part One and look up 'Games'

Also take a look at MOODJUICE - Being Assertive - Self-help Guide for assertiveness

and finally take a look at Cognitive Behaviour Therapy (CBT) How you think and how CBT can help

If none of those work for you just have as look at a little book called 'The Prince' - that will definiately give you a few bits further thought...

http://www.constitution.org/mac/prince.pdf

I thought you deal with idiots by banning them for 48 hours?!

[shaunbhoy]

Chin the Fooker!!

HTH

MF

[KentPhilip]

Chin the Fooker!!

HTH

MF

Alternatively leave a moist turd on his seat just before you go for lunch.

[tranceporter]

Or offer to get him a cup of coffee and put some stuff to make him go to the traps every few minutes. then you can accuse him of being unproductive and making wrong use of office time. sorted!

[Brookster]

Or offer to get him a cup of coffee and put some stuff to make him go to the traps every few minutes. then you can accuse him of being unproductive and making wrong use of office time. sorted!

Try Some arsenic

[Doggy Styles]

Be tactful.

sasguru

[Brookster]

Be tactful.

sasguru

Will try this, get angry too easy and money is good. Must make a plan.

[vetran]

Be tactful.

sasguru

you mean 'My wife is considerably richer than yow - Cretin?'

[MarillionFan]

I'm too nice for that kind of stuff lol, it just affects me. Don't do confrontation well. If they can't see he is a buffoon and a moron it's time to move on.
Shame cash is really good

Confrontation is healthy. Letting it stew is not.