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Originally posted by nomadd View PostWell, to be pedantic, the crying doesn't actually start until you've pushed her out of bed and thrown some taxi fare after her.If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Originally posted by mos View Postnomadd liked this postComment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View Postshag?
Not performance related and Dire Straits mentioned this too. Squealing while coming doesn't count but on asking why I don't get an answer.
Just asking the ladyees like."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by nomadd View PostYep, she normally does have that look on her face.Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostThat's the effect I have on women too, when I drop my trousers and she sees the colour of my underpants.Comment
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Originally posted by Ticktock View PostWhite, with yellowing stains and a brown should have gone faster stripe at the back?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I am a kind and considerate lover. I can't work out if its tears of gratitude, or her eyes watering.
They don't call me king dingaling for nothing you know.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am a kind and considerate lover. I can't work out if its tears of gratitude, or her eyes watering.
They don't call me king dingaling for nothing you know.
Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing
I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling
I wanna play with my ding a ling a lingAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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