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    #21
    Basingstoke

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      #22
      Originally posted by nomadd View Post
      Well, to be pedantic, the crying doesn't actually start until you've pushed her out of bed and thrown some taxi fare after her.
      If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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        #23
        Originally posted by mos View Post
        Yep, she normally does have that look on her face.
        nomadd liked this post

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          #24
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          shag?

          Not performance related and Dire Straits mentioned this too. Squealing while coming doesn't count but on asking why I don't get an answer.

          Just asking the ladyees like.
          Cry? They shouldn't even talk with their mouth full.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #25
            Originally posted by nomadd View Post
            Yep, she normally does have that look on her face.
            That's the effect I have on women too, when I drop my trousers and she sees the colour of my underpants. And the brand.

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              #26
              Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
              That's the effect I have on women too, when I drop my trousers and she sees the colour of my underpants.
              White, with yellowing stains and a brown go faster stripe at the back?

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                #27
                Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
                White, with yellowing stains and a brown should have gone faster stripe at the back?
                FTFY
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #28
                  I am a kind and considerate lover. I can't work out if its tears of gratitude, or her eyes watering.

                  They don't call me king dingaling for nothing you know.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    I am a kind and considerate lover. I can't work out if its tears of gratitude, or her eyes watering.

                    They don't call me king dingaling for nothing you know.
                    Now the picture is complete, Mr Bean to the tune of

                    Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing

                    I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

                    Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling

                    I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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