Why do women cry during / after a

[minestrone]

I found it stopped when I stopped wiping myself on the curtains.

[mudskipper]

I'm sure there's a rubber doll joke here somewhere...

[Pondlife]

It's because they lie there and think back over their aspirations in life, the dreams they had as a young girl, their heroes in life... and a bit of your armpit sweat drops in their eye and they are brought abruptly back to reality.

[EternalOptimist]

Never really had a bird cry on me. I must be doing something wrong.

mind you, I did have a bird do a vertical take off on me one day.

yeahh, not so proud of yer crying now , are you. who else has managed a vertical take off ????


what happened was, she wanted to experiment with foodie stuff

so she sticks a bit of cream on me bell. slurrp slurrp, very nice
so I sticks a bit of cream on her button. slurrp slurrp, very nice

then she rubs a bit of choccie round me tub. slurrp slurrp, very nice
So I goes to the fridge, DAMN , supplies of sexy rubbings are getting low, so I grabbed what was left

rubs it on her button and JESUS H CHRIST. she goes through the roof. WHAT THE FCKNG HELL HAVE YOU JUST STUCK UP MY F@NNY

well we used everything else. there was just a bit of coleslaw left

[scooterscot]

shag?

Not performance related and Dire Straits mentioned this too. Squealing while coming doesn't count but on asking why I don't get an answer.

Just asking the ladyees like.

You should really ask their permission first.

[Cliphead]

Disappointment?

Possibly but 'you're the best' between sobs wouldn't say so.

A mystery but at the end of the day (session), should I care?

[nomadd]

shag?

Well, to be pedantic, the crying doesn't actually start until you've pushed her out of bed and thrown some taxi fare after her.

[KentPhilip]

Well in my case it's when ask for change from a 20 quid note, and refuse to tip the maid

[scooterscot]

Well in my case it's when ask for change from a 20 quid note, and refuse to tip the maid

Ah the recession has hit Newcastle.

[AtW]

Ah the recession has hit Newcastle.

He is in Slough...