Kate Middleton is in labour

[sasguru]

I wonder who s/he'll look like.

Who's the current establishment cad? I lose track nowadays.

[mudskipper]

Kate Middleton is not in labour - but Twitter is having Braxton Hicks contractions ahead of royal baby's arrival - Mirror Online

Kate Middleton not in labour.

[Mich the Tester]

Who's the current establishment cad? I lose track nowadays.

Mike Tindall?

(caddishness standards have been falling)

[Old Greg]

Who's the current establishment cad? I lose track nowadays.

The late Sir Jimmy.

[SimonMac]

I wonder who s/he'll look like.

A ginger Prince Philip

[darmstadt]

I wonder who s/he'll look like.

There'll be some questions asked:

[Old Greg]

There'll be some questions asked:

James Hewitt's mum will have some awkward questions to answer.

[d000hg]

Isn't the other prince the bounder?

[Old Greg]

Isn't the other "prince" the bounder?

FTFY

[VectraMan]

"The Queen is in Labour!".
"Don't worry, they'll never get in!"

As true now as it was in whenever Carry on Henry was made.