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    #211
    FFS!

    6.30am presentation. Can't sleep worrying about it.

    Bollocks
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #212
      Drat. Manbola coughing woke me up and cannot be back to sleep. Another weekend of training lost.

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        #213
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Drat. Manbola coughing woke me up and cannot be back to sleep. Another weekend of training lost.
        Have you tried masturbating over that picture of Suity with his tongue out to get back to sleep? Works for me.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #214
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Drat. Manbola coughing woke me up and cannot be back to sleep. Another weekend of training lost.


          Coughing your way to the coffin.

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            #215
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Have you tried masturbating over that picture of Suity with his tongue out to get back to sleep? Works for me.
            I wish I had the energy.

            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


            Coughing your way to the coffin.
            Keep away from me! I am unclean!

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              #216
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Drat. Manbola coughing woke me up and cannot be back to sleep. Another weekend of training lost.
              I thought it was called Hebola rather than Manbola?
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #217
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Have you tried masturbating over that picture of Suity with his tongue out to get back to sleep? Works for me.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #218
                  oh dear.

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                    #219
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    oh dear.
                    Snap
                    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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                      #220
                      And again.

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