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[Old Greg]

Sweet tits.

Don't you just use her sort code and account no.?

[suityou01]

Are the boys weeds then?

Actually the boys are called "The cretins".

[Old Greg]

Actually the boys are called "The cretins".

So cretinism must be environmental rather than genetic.

[Mich the Tester]

Daughter is called Petal, as she is a Petal from the Flower.

I call my kids snotty and tulipty.

Actually the boys are called "The cretins".

...and there's me thinking I was maladjusted.

[suityou01]

...and there's me thinking I was maladjusted.

Yes, yes you are.

[MyUserName]

Rather bizarely I call her 'hamster' after a combat hamster she was given as she is very small and a full contact fighter.

4 year old daughter was called 'daddy's treasure' until she saw some pirate program and now she corrects me if I say as technically she is not a chest of gold coins. So I usually use her name now, or whichever name she asks to be called.

2 year old son is just call 'Tiny little man'.

Although yesterday I wondered if I was doing this parenting thing right when the 4 year old wanted something the 2 year old had and was chasing him to get it. 2 year old thought they were playing a game until he was cornered and she tried to take it by force out of his hand. He shouted at her and slapped he hand away. From the sofa where I was drinking my tea I casually called over "Treasure, I would not try to corner him because he will just knock your block off" and then carried on watching TV.

[Gibbon]

Gillette

[vetran]

Don't you just use her sort code and account no.?

well played sir!

[mudskipper]

Had to think about this and have observed over the last couple of days.

When directly speaking is a necessity, it turns out I call him 'dad' and he calls me 'mum'. Not in an Oedipus complex kind of way, but in a defined by the kids way.

[MPwannadecentincome]

soon to be EX