Best luggage?

[shaunbhoy]

Hmmm consensus seems to be soft Samsonite. although I am very tempted by the Briggs and Riley which, though expensive, should last a lifetime and are the only brand to include airport damage in the guarantee.

Well whatever your missus decides upon for you, let's hope she gets one large enough to hold all your cuddly toys.
And for cabin luggage she will need something lightweight enough for you to be able to carry, in order that you don't feel left out, yet large enough to hold your new crayons and colouring book as well as your "blanky"!
Last thing she wants on her hands on a long flight is a fractious gurning needy fookwit like you blubbering on because your Smarties have melted!!
And of course some wet-wipes to clean the airplane windows. They will get in quite a state after a few hours of you licking them.

[Paddy]

We just go cheap-ish on the basis there's no point spending mucho money on something the airport handlers will try their hardest to break, warranty or no warranty. Not much pain involved buying a replacement.

Got a set of soft Antlers, large and medium, 5 years ago from Argos for about £90.

They've done cruises, Florida trips, Caribbean trips, generally stuffed to the gills - all that's gone wrong is the zip on one of the external pockets has seized shut.

Even the wheels are still on and working

Going cheap is not cheap in the long run when you fly twice a week

[sasguru]

some cretinous dribble

Well perhaps we should also look for a passport holder, eh?



FFS I would have thought a gurning idiot who lost their passport would feel a bit ashamed of their imbecility but nope. You couldn't really make it up.

[shaunbhoy]

Well perhaps we should also look for a passport holder, eh?



FFS I would have thought a gurning idiot who lost their passport would feel a bit ashamed of their imbecility but nope. You couldn't really make it up.

I didn't lose my passport.
But don't let the facts get in the way of your rather feeble riposte.

HTH BIDI

[sasguru]

I didn't lose my passport.

No your missus did. And then like the "suck-at-the-teat-of-the-nanny-state" chav that you are, you expected the local diplomatic corps to provide you with a full passport for travel that very day.
They must still be chuckling about the cretinous lower orders over canapes and cocktails.

[shaunbhoy]

Some nonsensical piffle that just screams "nerve successfully touched"

So how long is it until Mrs SG reluctantly drags you off to the back of beyond in search of what remains of her social circle?

Is she planning a stopover somewhere or just hoping she can do it in one hit by doubling up your dosage of Benadryl?

Do keep us posted.............and for God's sake don't forget that "Blankey"!

[DimPrawn]

Yes only a week to go now before poor Mrs sasguru has to endure some arse end of Asia in rainy season, booked by Mr interesting due to it's prevelance of wannabe Islington architect types, which Mr sit at home on his lonesome somehow aspires to.

[shaunbhoy]

Yes only a week to go now before poor Mrs sasguru has to endure some arse end of Asia in rainy season, booked by Mr interesting due to it's prevelance of wannabe Islington architect types, which Mr sit at home on his lonesome somehow aspires to.

[Old Greg]

Well perhaps we should also look for a passport holder, eh?



FFS I would have thought a gurning idiot who lost their passport would feel a bit ashamed of their imbecility but nope. You couldn't really make it up.

But then if he sat on his suitcase and broke it, he could go whining to the embassy for them to buy him a new one.

[Old Greg]

So how long is it until Mrs SG reluctantly drags you off to the back of beyond in search of what remains of her social circle?

Is she planning a stopover somewhere or just hoping she can do it in one hit by doubling up your dosage of Benadryl?

Do keep us posted.............and for God's sake don't forget that "Blankey"!

There are reports that Mrs SB's social circle can still be found in the forests of Borneo.